These are sooo cool!

where do I get a baby like this?

it breaks my heart but...

you are dead to me.

dropped like a hot potato!

with no explanation, no fuck you, no nothing. boom. bam. 31 years gone. just like that. wow.

headed home!

we will get back to Austin in just a few hours. I can't wait! It will be good to see our furry friends and human ones as well! Welcome home!

my house is infested!

and I'm going to have to take drastic measures!

tomorrow

we"ll have this:

tonight

we'll have this:

Last night

we had this:

hell yes I am!

I took the quiz "Jersey Shore--Which Guido or Guidette Are You??" and got the result ►

You Are: Nicole aka Snooki!
Best Quote: "That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it." Personality: Your claim to fame is the infamous punch to the face you received from a total stranger. Although traumatic, it makes sense that the most controversy surrounding the show would involve you. What you lack in size you make for in personality and your trademark "poof" has been known to take you up to three hours to perfect. You are a scavenger when it comes to guidos, you wear trucker hats that say,"Porn Star in Training", and you love animals..."I came home when they were putting in the lobsters, I was like yo, are those real? That's disgusting, I'm a vet tech. Like, I save animals, I don't kill them."

a $1000 fender bender

$600 for the stupid a/c condenser and then the body work. good lord! i'm going into the car repair business immediately!

Dear God,

Please let me get this new job. I think I would do it service and it would be a nice change.
Sincerely,
fernkitty