juicy insults!

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."

"He had delusions of adequacy."

"He is simply a shiver, looking for a spine to run up."

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."

"I've just learned about his illness, let's hope it's nothing trivial."

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."